I got word of what my estimated out-of-pocket cost will be for my surgical misadventures.
I would be poetic and say that at birth they already had spent too much money to cut things from my genitals, but seeing this new number, I can say succinctly that I the concept of others taking knives to me and demanding payment afterwards tires me.
Oh well. At the very least I can sleep better at night without waking to erection pain. I suppose that this much is worth that number on the invoice.